Thursday, January 03, 2008

What goes, comes back

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.




There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.





The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.




"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."




"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.




"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.





"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.






"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.




Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.





Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.





What saved his life this time? Penicillin.





The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?





Sir Winston Churchill.






Someone once said: What goes around comes around.





Work like you don't need the money.






Love like you've never been hurt.




Dance like nobody's watching.





Sing like nobody's listening.









Live like it's Heaven on Earth.










It's National Friendship Week. Send this to





everyone you consider A FRIEND.




Pass this on, and brighten someone's day.




AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send this back!! Good Luck!



I hope it works...


May there always be work for your hands to do;


May your purse always hold a coin or two;




May the sun always shine on your windowpane;




May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;




May the hand of a friend always be near you;




May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Stroke Treatment

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R .

STROKE INCIDENT
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little
fall. She assured
everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a
brick because of her
new shoes (they offered to call ambulance). They
got her cleaned up and
got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a
bit shaken up, Ingrid
went about enjoying herself during the rest of the
BBQ.
>
Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that
his wife had been
taken to the hospital. At 6:00pm, Ingrid passed
away.
She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they
known how to identify the
signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us
today.
>
Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless
condition instead. It
only takes a minute to read this...
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STROKE IDENTIFICATION
Neurologists suggest the most crucial piece is
getting a stroke
recognised, diagnosed and then getting the patient
medically cared for as
soon as possible.
>
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the 3 steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to
identify. Unfortunately,
the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke
victim may suffer
severe brain damage when people nearby fail to
recognize the symptoms of a
stroke.
>
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke
by asking three simple
questions :
S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE
SENTENCE (Coherently) (e.g.
'It is sunny today' ).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
>
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these
tasks, call Hospital
immediately!! and describe the symptoms to the
dispatcher.
>
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
If the tongue is
'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that
is also an indication
of a stroke.
>
A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets
this e-mail sends it to
10 people; you can bet that at least one life will
be saved ...
>
>
>
? and it could be your own

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Convenient Learning at Home

In the olden times, students used to go and stay with teachers and learn things. In the countries such as Indian and China, travelers went in searching for knowledge. People would cross million miles, cross oceans and mountains to learn art, science and technology. The times have changed. Now, you need not step outside your home to study and learn. The internet and web has opened the doors to everyone. Knowledge is accessible to everyone's reach.

Online study courses and workshops have changed the way we learn. Capella university is one of the online university which offers courses on the web. People often suspect if the quality and reputation of such universities. Capella University was established in 1993 and recently came one of the three finalists in the Minnesota Tekne Awards 2007. Capella university offers more than 100 undergraduate and graduate programs and 15 certificate programs. The
Online Learning university serves more than 56 countries and 20,000 students.

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Sunday, December 02, 2007

Toilet Rules and Quotes

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE







Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC







If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC







No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC







At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ







It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ







Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT







If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .







If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC







Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ







You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA







No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA



~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~







A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

Thursday, November 29, 2007

What is that? Funny quotes

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it..

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you..

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink..

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven..

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure..

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in..

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told..

What do you call a woman who has lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced..

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same..

Scientist have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%.
Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering..

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman..Since then, neither God nor Man has rested..

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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