Toilet Rules and Quotes

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE







Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC







If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC







No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC







At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ







It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ







Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT







If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .







If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC







Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ







You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA







No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA



~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~







A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX