Just like that!

What goes, comes back

2008-01-03T18:25:00.000+10:30

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.

There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.

"I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved my son's life."

"No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.

"Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.

"Yes," the farmer replied proudly.

"I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of." And that he did.

Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.

Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia.

What saved his life this time? Penicillin.

The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His son's name?

Sir Winston Churchill.

Someone once said: What goes around comes around.

Work like you don't need the money.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching.

Sing like nobody's listening.

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

It's National Friendship Week. Send this to

everyone you consider A FRIEND.

Pass this on, and brighten someone's day.

AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH: You had better send this back!! Good Luck!

I hope it works...

May there always be work for your hands to do;

May your purse always hold a coin or two;

May the sun always shine on your windowpane;

May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;

May the hand of a friend always be near you;

May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

Stroke Treatment

2007-12-27T18:19:00.000+10:30

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R .

STROKE INCIDENT
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little
fall. She assured
everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a
brick because of her
new shoes (they offered to call ambulance). They
got her cleaned up and
got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a
bit shaken up, Ingrid
went about enjoying herself during the rest of the
BBQ.
>
Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that
his wife had been
taken to the hospital. At 6:00pm, Ingrid passed
away.
She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they
known how to identify the
signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us
today.
>
Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless
condition instead. It
only takes a minute to read this...
>
STROKE IDENTIFICATION
Neurologists suggest the most crucial piece is
getting a stroke
recognised, diagnosed and then getting the patient
medically cared for as
soon as possible.
>
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the 3 steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to
identify. Unfortunately,
the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke
victim may suffer
severe brain damage when people nearby fail to
recognize the symptoms of a
stroke.
>
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke
by asking three simple
questions :
S * Ask the individual to SMILE.
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE
SENTENCE (Coherently) (e.g.
'It is sunny today' ).
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
>
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these
tasks, call Hospital
immediately!! and describe the symptoms to the
dispatcher.
>
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
If the tongue is
'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that
is also an indication
of a stroke.
>
A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets
this e-mail sends it to
10 people; you can bet that at least one life will
be saved ...
>
>
>
? and it could be your own

Convenient Learning at Home

2007-12-23T19:01:00.000+10:30

In the olden times, students used to go and stay with teachers and learn things. In the countries such as Indian and China, travelers went in searching for knowledge. People would cross million miles, cross oceans and mountains to learn art, science and technology. The times have changed. Now, you need not step outside your home to study and learn. The internet and web has opened the doors to everyone. Knowledge is accessible to everyone's reach.

Online study courses and workshops have changed the way we learn. Capella university is one of the online university which offers courses on the web. People often suspect if the quality and reputation of such universities. Capella University was established in 1993 and recently came one of the three finalists in the Minnesota Tekne Awards 2007. Capella university offers more than 100 undergraduate and graduate programs and 15 certificate programs. The
Online Learning university serves more than 56 countries and 20,000 students.

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Toilet Rules and Quotes

2007-12-02T09:17:00.000+10:30

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

What is that? Funny quotes

2007-11-29T18:16:00.000+10:30

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it..

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you..

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink..

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven..

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure..

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in..

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told..

What do you call a woman who has lost 90% of her intelligence?
Divorced..

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same..

Scientist have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%.
Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering..

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman..Since then, neither God nor Man has rested..

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Buy Gold and Safeguard your Money

2007-11-25T14:27:00.000+10:30

Where do you save your money? In Banks? You must be joking. With the rising inflation, falling US$ rates, keeping your money in savings account is not the wisest option. Saving money in banks will erode your savings. What about investing in stock market? Yes, it is too risk and not for the faint-hearted. You need to really understand the way the market system works and how international politics may affect the stock prices of a company. There is a good option to save and invest your money and it is non-risky. Yes, if you invest in precious metals, you can ensure that your money is safe and the value of your savings gradually increase year by year.

There are companies like Monex Deposit Company (MDC) where you can buy ingots of gold, silver and other precious metals. MDC is one of the leading company in USA with excellent track of record of managing investors money. The gold and silver ingots are available in pure billions and the dedicated staff at MDC will help to find you a great investment solution for you. You can either buy precious metals and keep them in their safe lockets or you can ask them to send to you. Investing in precious metals is a time-tested practice by which your money will safely guarded and will grow against the inflation rates. Why not get started today.

Who is the best God?

2007-11-25T14:25:00.001+10:30

One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
"I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most respected man, whom people consider God, who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Patrick ."
The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, " It was St. Andrew ."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, " It was Jesus Christ ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money,
she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business !"

Get a Life

2007-11-25T14:24:00.000+10:30

This was a speech made by Pulitzer Prize-winning author, Anna Quindlen at the graduation ceremony of an American university where she was awarded an Honorary PhD.

'I'm a novelist. My work is human nature. Real life is all I know. Don't Ever confuse the two, your life and your work. You will walk out of here this afternoon with only one thing that no one else has. There will be hundreds of people out there with your same degree: there will be thousands of people doing what you want to do for a living. But you will be the only person alive who has sole custody of your life. Your particular life. Your entire life. Not just your life at a desk, or your life on a bus, or in a car, or at the computer. Not just the life of your mind, but the life of your heart. Not just your bank accounts but also your soul.

People don't talk about the soul very much anymore. It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit. But a resume is cold comfort on a winter's night, or when you're sad, or broke, or lonely, or when you've received your test results and they're not so good.

Here is my resume: I am a good mother to three children. I have tried never to let my work stand in the way of being a good parent. I no longer consider myself the centre of the universe. I show up. I listen. I try to laugh. I am a good friend to my husband. I have tried to make marriage vows mean what they say. I am a good friend to my friends and they to me. Without them, there would be nothing to say to you today, because I would be a cardboard cut out. But I call them on the phone, and I meet them for lunch. I would be rotten, at best mediocre at my job if those other things were not true.

You cannot be really first rate at your work if your work is all you are.

So here's what I wanted to tell you today: Get a life. A real life, not a manic pursuit of the next promotion, the bigger pay cheque, the larger house. Do you think you'd care so very much about those things if you blew an aneurysm this afternoon, or found a lump in your breast?

Get a life in which you notice the smell of salt water pushing itself on a breeze at the seaside, a life in which you stop and watch how a red-tailed hawk circles over the water, or the way a baby scowls with concentration when she tries to pick up a sweet with her thumb and first finger.

Get a life in which you are not alone. Find people you love, and who love you. And remember that love is not leisure, it is work. Pick up the phone. Send an email. Write a letter. Get a life in which you are generous. And realize that life is the best thing ever, and that you have no business taking it for granted. Care so deeply about its goodness that you want to spread it around. Take money you would have spent on beer and give it to charity. Work in a soup kitchen. Be a big brother or sister. All of you want to do well. But if you do not do good too, then doing well will never be enough.

It is so easy to waste our lives, our days, our hours, and our minutes. It is so easy to take for granted the colour of our kids' eyes, the way the melody in a symphony rises and falls and disappears and rises again. It is so easy to exist instead of to live.

I learned to live many years ago. I learned to love the journey, not the destination. I learned that it is not a dress rehearsal, and that today is the only guarantee you get. I learned to look at all the good in the world and try to give some of it back because I believed in it, completely and utterly. And I tried to do that, in part, by telling others what I had learned. By telling them this: Consider the lilies of the field. Look at the fuzz on a baby's ear. Read in the back yard with the sun on your face.

Learn to be happy. And think of life as a terminal illness, because if you do, you will live it with joy and passion as it ought to be lived'.

How to buy a HDTV for best bargain

2007-11-25T13:54:00.000+10:30

It has been more than a decade, the world has experienced online stores such as Amazon, eBay. People are still not buying products on the web except few books, small gadgets like camera, phones. Customers would like to research the products, ask their friends, read feedbacks from online social sites but, they would not make a purchase decision until they visit a store and touch the product. This consumer behavior applies to household objects that include refrigerator, washing machine or a television. Because most of these products are pretty expensive, consumers would like to check the product first before they make the purchase decision. There is a major drawback with this approach. What happens if you can't find a product that is recommended by popular online review sites. Customers often settle for the "look-alike" version for a similar price. With Krillion, you need not settle for the second-best.

Krillion.com is a website that archives online reviews of various products such as Element HDTV televisions, diswahers, microwave ovens and washers. You can search and compare prices of HDTV here and locate the nearest store selling your favourite HDTV. You need not search for a store, so you can buy the product that you desired to purchase. Krillion is built on a localised search technology that swifts the nearest stores (you specify how long you would like to travel) for the product that you chose.

Search for National Brands and research and buy locally with Krillion. That will save you time and money.

Mom and Dad

2007-10-15T22:55:00.000+09:30

"The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new."

My Mom

"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.
You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president.
You realize that you control your own destiny."
"I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life."

"Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible."

"How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board.
It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted."
"Father in Heaven! When the thought of thee wakes in our hearts,
let it not awaken like a frightened bird that flies about in dismay,
but like a child waking from its sleep with a heavenly smile."

Clever Indians

2007-09-13T22:55:00.000+09:30

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun Doshi an Indian (Gujrati) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do notknow JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave.
500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says `kem chhhe'

The other candidate answers 'ek dam majama'

Show appreciation

2007-09-03T22:53:00.000+09:30

"Appreciation is a free gift that you can give to anyone you encounter – it is completely your choice. And each time you choose to thank someone for a job well done, you are making the world a better place."

This is a beautiful quote found in a beautiful book titled: The Simple Truths of Appreciation...How each of us can choose to make a difference. It was written by Barbara Glanz. Julie Kellogg, the book's editor, said it best..."Every boss in the world should read this book!" I'll take Julie's quote one step further...Whether you're a boss, a spouse, a mom, a dad, or a friend, reading this book can make you a better person. You'll get great ideas on how you can choose to make a difference each and every day!

Choose a Insurance Plan wisely

2007-08-25T17:02:00.000+09:30

Have you insured your car, home and other valuable things? How did you analyze the insurance companies, offers, premiums and rates they charge - did you do a detailed research before you chose an insurance firm? Probably not, it is not humanly possible to sift through every insurance company's quote and find the pros and cons of each to make an informed choice. You could go to a financial consultant or business adviser, but, they have a a list of preferred insurance firms (through which they get commission from) - so, they are not actually suggesting you the best option - the best insurance firm for you. Now, you need not worry.

You can Advantage Insurance Quoting system which gets suitable quotes from many insurance firms in your state and analyzes them on behalf of you and suggests you the best possible insurance plans for you. They specialize in car, liability insurance, driver insurance, business insurance and they offer you the best possible plans that you can ever get. All that you can do sitting in front of your PC.

The Auto Quotes system guides you through a simple wizard - by which you can offer your choices by pointing and clicking on them. You select the state that you live in, select type of insurance and the system suggests you plenty of choices for insurance plans suiting to your budget and need. You can go through each of them and compare the results before you can decide to purchase an insurance for your purpose. They save your money, really.

what life is really all about

2007-08-10T04:01:00.000+09:30

Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many friends you have
Or how accepted you are.
Not about if you have plans this weekend or if you're alone.

It isn't about who you have kissed,
It isn't about who your family is or
how much money they have
Or what kind of car you drive.

Or where you are sent to school.
It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are.
Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on,
Or what kind of music you listen to.

It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, or brown,
Or if your skin is too light or too dark.
Not about what grades you get how smart you are, how smart
everybody else thinks you are, or how smart
standardized tests say you are.

Life just isn't.

Life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposely.
It's about keeping or betraying trust.
It's about friendship, used as a sanctity or as a weapon.

It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening.
It's about starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip.
It's about what judgments you pass and why.
And who your judgments are spread to.

It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention.
It's about jealousy, fear, ignorance, and revenge.
It's about carrying inner hate and love,
letting it grow and spreading it.

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison
other people's hearts in such a way that could have
never occurred alone.

Only you choose the way those hearts are affected, and those
choices are what life's all about.

Today let this rainbow remind your friends and family
of what life is really all about.

Go gently with the flow.

2007-07-15T17:01:00.000+09:30

If the sky above seems cloudy,
And you are left out in the rain,
If you are searching for a rainbow,
But the colors bring you pain,
If your world is not revolving,
And there is no end in sight,
If you are looking for the sunshine,
But all you see is night,
If all around are smiling,
But all you can do is frown,
If you are tired of all this living,
When life just brings you down,

Then look beyond your teardrops,
At the wonders of this land,
The beauty of a flower,
Like velvet in your hand.
Feel the air around you,
The smell of new mown hay,
Laughing children in the park,
The innocence there at play,

Imagine floating with a butterfly,
As she flutters between the trees,
Or the whispers of the ocean,
On warm hot summer's breeze,
Think of the taste of candy floss,
As it melts upon your tongue,
Or the melody of morning birds,
As they greet each day with song,
Remember words of beauty,
Told in your mother's embrace,
Feel the gentleness of her touch,
As she softly kissed your face,

Seek the good within you,
Cast the clouds from your sky,
Don't look toward the pavement,
But hold your head up high,
Think not what life owes you,
But of all you have to give,
Forget about tomorrow,
Then you can start to live.

So Bless this age your are living in,
With the gifts you can bestow,
Don't disregard the stream of life,
Go gently with the flow.

Everyone's Fashion - www.kickstime.com

2007-06-28T10:38:00.000+09:30

You may watch this video in Youtube - Everyone's Fashion.

Kicskstime is an online store for urban clothes and accessories for trendy youth age groups who like to be on the front line of the fashion industry. Kickstime is run by owners who are in the clothing business for a while and they are based in Southern California. They accept orders via online and you will get your clothes and accessories shipped to your home (where ever you are in the globe) for FREE. They have a well organized categories of items such as Hoodys, Jeans, Shirts, Shoes, T-shirts, Handbags, Sun glasses and hats.

With world renowned brands such as Nike, Prada, Gucci , you have plenty of products to choose from. Once you select a product and place an order, you can easily track your shipped goods online - they also have a Toll Free phone number (who else has got it?) to answer your queries about various products available and the shipping options. With Kickstime, your order gets processed and your item is shipped within 2 days time and you will get your products in 10 business days (normal circumstances). Make them jealous. Kick start your fashion life.

The Truth About Failure

2007-06-22T13:44:00.000+09:30

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure... ...it does mean you haven't
succeeded yet.

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing... ...it does mean you
have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool... ...it does mean you had a lot
of faith.

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced... ...it does mean you were
willing to try.

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it... ...it does mean you have to do
something in a different way.

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior... ...it does mean you are not
perfect.

Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life... ...it does mean you've a
reason to start afresh.

Failure doesn't mean you should give up... ...it does mean you should try

harder.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it... ...it does mean it will take a
little longer.

Failure doesn't mean God has abandoned you... ...it does mean God has a
better idea!

New age of dating

2007-06-20T17:29:00.000+09:30

Technology has grown leaps and bounds in the last decade. Now, we have plenty of communication tools right from Email, Instant Messengers, VOIP, Video Chat and Blogs, apart from the traditional telecom tools like phones and mobiles. Yet, people find it too hard to communicate with their neighbours - strange is it not? Guess what, people would prefer to meet online, talk over Instant Messenger with a stranger, for longer hours. The world wide web has changed forever - no matter what you think about privacy, safety over the internet, you are always curious about the prospect of meeting some one special online. You are living in the age of online dating. Imagine this scenario. For e.g. few years ago, when a friend of you had said about dating a girl who he met online - may be you would have called him a 'weirdo'. Not any more. Now, the dating happens rarely off line. Online dating industry is growing at a break-neck speed, with thousands of dating sites springing up on a daily basis.

Which one dating site that is good for you? I will go for the 'one that works' and does not rob my wallet. Just say Hi satisfies both the criteria as the web service is completely FREE, that has a huge bank of profiles of men and women who are interested in friendship, dating or any relationship. The features and tools available with this service are as good as any paid dating site.

Stepping Stones 2

2007-06-19T14:50:00.000+09:30

Every stepping stone you climb,
makes spirit and heart grow strong.
Exercising character and faith
this road seems painful and long.

The way is paved with stepping stones,
to uplift your heart and soul,
Though difficult they aid your way,
to a City paved with gold.

I know that you are tired,
for I too have walked this way,
My sorrows did they multiply,
but I cleared the stones away.

I left my rock to lift you up,
I left behind my story.
To give you strength to make your climb,
to that special place in glory.

And never fear, the Rock is here,
You'll never climb alone
Surmount life's sorrows, continue on,
For they are but stepping stones.

Stepping Stones 1

2007-06-19T01:50:00.000+09:30

The Lord came to me like a dream one day and asked,
why do you sorrow
I answered, Lord my life is so full of pain,
I can't face one more tomorrow.

The Lord sat down beside me,
and gently took my hand.
He said,
Let me explain to you and then you'll understand.

Each sorrow is a stepping stone
you must surmount each day,
And every stepping stone you climb
is a sorrow that's passed away.

The road of life is a mountainside,
with crevices in which to be caught,
But as you struggle on your way,
I, the Rock, will lend support.

Capella University

2007-06-18T13:55:00.000+09:30

Getting a doctoral degree is a tough task not only because it demands your constant attention and patience to stay concentrated on a research area for at least two years. Despite the limitations and challenges, everyone want a PhD degree behind the name just because the value it adds to the career growth. But, nowadays, we are associated with work and personal life and we have left with very little time to go and attend lectures at college campuses. We can not take a break from work as it is our bread earner for life.

The solution now comes in the form online universities - yes - you can get a genuine, valuable doctoral degree from an online college such as Capella University. Capella university operates online catering to more than 56 countries, offering 87+ undergraduate, postgraduate - fully accredited programmes throughout the year. As per convenience and need, you can start a study programme and get a degree by satisfying the criteria.

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The BEST Divorce Letter EVER

2007-06-17T13:43:00.000+09:30

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.

I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to
show for it

These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me
that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a
new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new
pair of silk boxers.

You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep
after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me
anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either
you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore.

Whatever the case is, I am gone.

Your EX - Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to
West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is true
that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good
man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when
you got a hair cut last week. The first thing that came to mind
was, "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not to
say anything, if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked
my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER,
because I stopped eating steak seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those silk boxers on because the
price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence
that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning
and your new silk boxers were $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it
out. So, when I discovered that I had hit the lottery for Ten
Million Dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason,
I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer
said that with your letter you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.

Signed,

Rich and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was
born CARL. I hope that's not a problem.

Change is good.

Be passionate

2007-06-15T13:42:00.000+09:30

Be passionate.
When one is passionate there is a deep desire.
A fire inside.
And the will to approach life's circumstances and challenges,
in a real way both to yourself and others.

To explore your creative side, express yourself,
in depth and knowledge.
There is no need to be quiet.
There is no need to hold back.

Run free and explore your life.
With perseverance, consistency,
Always listening.
The inner ability to strive on, to
proceed in power love and a sound mind.

Be willing, be able
Strive on with passion, but let wisdom be your guard,
let understanding build character in you, appreciate
beauty, sincerity, purity.
Keep it close never exchange it.
For it is like hidden treasure waiting to
discovered.

VOIP for Small Businesses

2007-06-08T19:17:00.002+09:30

I used to call to my friends over the phone. No longer I call them by that way in the recent months. A thing named, VOIP happened. You can talk to your friends wherever they are - with a crystal clear voice quality - with almost no money for paying for the call. That's the advantages with Voice Over Internet Protocol over the traditional telecoms systems. Now, the entire world gets into the VOIP because of the amount of cost savings it can bring into businesses. VOIP comes as a boon for small businesses. Xpander communications is one such company that takes the advantage of VOIP to your small business by bringing VOIP Small Business phone systems to your doorsteps. They deliver very user friendly, simple phone systems - completely set up for you to operate and maintain. When a small business operates on a national level, with its regional offices (branches) spread over all across the States, Xpander provides a 4-digit, intercom like facility to communicate between them for absolutely FREE. With VOIP, as we have seen, the cost of national and overseas calls are drastically reduced and thus bringing a cost savings to any type of business. VOIP really comes with all bells ringing.

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LIES - NOT IN IT INDUSTRY

2007-06-08T19:17:00.001+09:30

This does happen in IT industries, ask the Project Managers or Project Leaders!!!!!

Suddenly one of the employees in an ABC.com organization took 10 days Leave without any notice. When he returned his PL asked for explanation. The employee said "Sir, my mom died unexpectedly" . The PL let it go at that.

After 3 months the same pattern repeated, and this time he said his father died. Then the PL got changed. After 3 months the same pattern repeated. And the employee gave the explanation that his mom died.

After 3 months same thing again... and this time his father died. This happened repeatedly for 2 years. At the end, one PL checked his past records and told him, "I have caught you red handed, How come in the past 2 years, your mom has died 5 times, and your dad has died five times?"

To which the guy said,

"Sir, my mom died and my father remarried .
Then my father died and my new mom remarried.
Then my mom died and the new father remarried.

This has been going on and on and on and..."!!!!!

Aesop's Fable

2007-06-08T19:16:00.001+09:30

Do you remember the interesting story of the lion and the mouse in Aesop's Fables? The lion could have crushed the mouse but was merciful and let it go free. A year later the lion became entangled and the mouse nibbled its way through the net to set the lion free.

It is a dangerous thing to wade through other people's feelings, burning our bridges and believing we will never need them again. The saddest persons on earth must be those who find they have tried to destroy the only one who can help them.

The smallest and seemingly most insignificant has a purpose in this world, and it isn't for us to judge what that purpose is. We have enough to do in finding our own.

As in the fables, we must remember, "Few are so small or weak, I guess....but may assist us in distress....nor shall we ever....if we're wise....the meanest of the least despise."

Miami Concert Tickets

2007-06-08T19:02:00.000+09:30

IF you are a regular concert goer, you know this issue. You never get the best seat you wanted. Even if you go and purchase tickets from the venue, you don't get the best views for watching your sporting heroes. Do you know why? Because, always the best views (tickets) sell first - you wont even aware of it. Sounds familiar, isn't it? That remains the number one reason for spectators to give up their plans of watching the big games, concerts, rocks shows and music performances live and watch it on a tiny television. Premium Seats USA addresses the problem by providing the best tickets for venues nationwide. Yo name the event, they will take get you the seat that you want - the best seat available at the venue - at any cost. Now, they operate and provide Miami Heat Tickets and they have negotiated with multiple venues, event organizers to get the best seats reserved just for you. Now, all you need to do is just ring them or book online telling the event that you want to see anywhere in the country. Check out their website for the upcoming events.

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Funny: Famous Mother Quotes

2007-06-08T18:58:00.000+09:30

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered,
you still could have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to
get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, take your hand out of
there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just
wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school,
but I would like to know how he got a
better grade than you."

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across
the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the
electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go,
young man, midnight is past your curfew."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture.
Can't you do something about your hair?
OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?"

Team work thoughts

2007-06-08T18:56:00.000+09:30

Unless you're able to work in a team and harness each other's core competencies, you'll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you'll do poorly and someone else does well.

Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership,
letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.

Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures.
The hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure.
The tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as he could."

In life, when faced with failure sometimes, it is appropriate to work harder and put in more effort

Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different.

The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson.

When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the situation, we perform far better.

- Fast and consistent will always beat slow and steady;
- Work to your competencies;
- Pooling resources and working as a team will always beat individual performers;
- Never give up when faced with failure; & finally,
- Compete against the situation - Not against a rival.

Looking for Condos in Phoenix?

2007-06-08T18:44:00.000+09:30

Finding an accommodation is a tough task if you are moving into a new state where you dont have a friend or family member. You have to rely upon real estate agents and brokers who may take your money for a ride if you are not careful enough. Accommodation rates are also variable across the country (depends on the State) and the type of condo you are looking for. CondoList was launched recently by CondoCompany.com to provide a comprehensive listing of condos in the State of Phoenix. The portal aims to connect the owners and buyers of Phoenix Condos - making life easy for both. This eliminates all the middlemen saving your time and money to a great extent. The site currently receives thousands of hits from people who are looking to find a suitable condo and it is a must-list directory for any home owner in the Phoenix State.

It has also recently launched a "Building Specialists" program - which lists the real estate people who are dealing with condo buildings. So, agents can refer to the website to know about the specific criteria to be part of the CondoCompany network. If you are looking to rent your condo or searching to rent a condo - Condocompany.com is the only web link you should remember.

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Sweet friends

2007-06-08T18:43:00.001+09:30

A friend is sweet when its new….

but it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low,

a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,

a friend is honest, a friend is true.

A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,

if friendship is life I will give u mine.

If I were to be anything in this world….

I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart,

born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,

if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,

If u are a Star u r the Brightest,

and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed,

it beems to be special breed, yes,

perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you....

Profile of a Software Engineer

2007-06-08T18:42:00.000+09:30

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not. I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not. I think I love my work, but I do not. I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do. I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!! Ok...I won't be funny anymore. I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me "Just stop laughing!!")

Relationship status : what?
Birthday : The day my PL is about to fire me.

Age : 10111
Here for: web browsing in company hours.

Children : can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)
Ethnicity : Programmer.

Languages I speak : Java, C/C++, 010101110101
Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.

Political view : the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!
Humor : weekly.

Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.
Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth.

Drinking : The first is this.
Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.

Living: Come on, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software engineer? Believe me, I am living!!
Hometown : My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)

Webpage: http://naukri. com, http://jobsahead. com, http://monster * - Isn't it Ultimate???

Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future.

Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess.
Activities: Are you crazy?

Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored.
Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing.

TV shows : can't afford one.
Cuisines : Bread Butter, Maggi, burgers and anything available for FREE within 200 meters of my cubicle...

Invest in Silver

2007-06-08T18:30:00.000+09:30

What motivates people to invest? Everyone wants to keep their money safely for the rainy days and of course, if it grows well and fine - but it should not diminish in the value. So, what they do is to buy cars, vehicles, homes etc thinking that they have invested for a better future. Alas, how wrong they are. Because, an asset is a thing that grows in its value, puts money into your pocket without your efforts. Now, consider a thing that you think as an asset say, a car. Does the value of a car increases over time? No. On the other hands, it takes money from your pockets and depreciates the value of invested money as the day goes.

Instead, if you invest in a precious metals such as gold or silver - their value will not drastically go down - even if it goes, it will bounce to the normal price. Through out the human history, people have invested in precious metals and found it a safe deposit for the money. It is a low risk investment unlike stocks and shares. At Monex Deposit Company, which has an experience of 30 years in managing portfolios of its customers, you can remain in safe hands after investing your money in the form of gold and silver. The value of silver has remained constant over the past few years and experts predict it could rise over the next few years. So act now, invest in silver, gain a future.

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Watch, I DO

2007-06-08T13:38:00.001+09:30

A light-as-air French soufflé, I Do is a whimsical and infectious romantic comedy about a confirmed bachelor who schemes to stay that why. He hatches what he thinks is a fool proof plan of enlisting his best friends sister Emmanuelle (‘It-Girl’ Charlotte Gainsbourg from The Science of Sleep and 21 Grams) – bohemian yet world-wise and absolutely captivating - to pretend to be his fiancé. The most successful French film at the Gallic box-office last year, I Do is an irresistible ode to love and commitment. In cinemas June 21, 2007.

Vote for Taj Mahal

2007-06-08T13:37:00.001+09:30

A list of new list of seven wonders of the world is to be decided on 7.7.07
out of a short list of some 20 great monuments.

It is time for everyone of you to cast a vote in favour of Taj. Alhtough
many Indians will like to vote for it, not many in India have access to
internet (only 1.2 million people have acces to internet at their homes in
India with a population of over 1 billion. So everyone of us who has the
ability to do so. please cast your vote and send an email to all your
contacts as well).

The list of the final 20 can be accessed from www.new7wonders.com

Hawaii Beach Rentals

2007-06-07T22:13:00.000+09:30

Hawaii is one of the top tourist destinations in the world. The beautiful pristine beaches, lovely weather and atmosphere attracts millions of visitors all around the year from every corner of the globe. At least everyone in the world, would want to spend few days (preferable honeymoon in the resorts of Hawaii to make the start of the life a memorable one. Well such things will create only one problem for you. How do you find the right accommodation, travel and restaurants at a cheaper price not compromising with quality. There are very many tourists visiting every season and it will be hard for you to manage the trip on your own. If you are with a family of four, it is going be a hell vacation for you. Many people report such horrible Hawaii trips only because of no pre-plans. No need to worry.

Hawaii beach rentals takes care of your vacation needs that include findigng an accommodation, arranging an airport pickup, getting a rental vehicle, suggesting you some of the best restaurants to eat at Hawaii. They are maintaining a list of providers with whom they have negotiated special discounts and deals. That include thousands of Hawaii vacation rentals, vacation homes, villas, condos, hotels, resorts, cottages, apartments and bed and breakfasts on the different cities such as Oahu, Maui, Kauai and also the Big Island in the Hawaii State.

You can browse their website from home and choose what type of accommodation you are looking for and plan and book right from your home. The website is neatly organized into section dealing with condos, airfare, car rentals. There are special packages and combo deals that you can choose according to your needs. You can also get assistance from their friendly customer support officers on any time with a toll-free number 1-877-345-5277.

Friendly Poem

2007-05-21T19:32:00.000+09:30

I need to know if you're my true friend,
Will you be by my side until the end?

Can I tell you my secrets deep?
And trust them in your heart you'll keep?

We are neither of us without our flaws,
Can you accept mine as I will yours?

I'll be a shoulder to cry on when you're blue,
Will you be there for me when I need you?

No matter how busy I will make time for you,
If you are busy will you make time for me too?

I will take your hand and comfort your tears,
Will you hold me and soothe my fears?

I will give you joy and many warm smiles,
Can we share that even across many miles?

I will not forget what's important to you,
Will you remember what's important to me too?

With you my most favorite things I'll share,
If only I know do you truly care?

If you can accept me as I do you,
Then I will know you are a friend most true.

Orlando fun tickets

2007-05-17T19:11:00.000+09:30

When you are visiting a foreign soil, you might find difficult in choosing the right hotel, entertainment centres and restaurants - because of your unfamiliarity with the territory. Often, the families travelling on a budget find it difficult to get a good price for visiting tourist destinations. And then there is a problem of people speaking different languages etc. Orlandofuntickets.com is an online web service where you can purchase discount tickets to visit Disney world. You can do the planning and purchase the tickets that will entitle you to visit restaurants, hotels, entertainment centres etc - prior to the journey itself. Some of these companies like Universal Studios Tickets provide discounted combo tickets - in exclusive partnership with orlandofuntickets.com, so you can enjoy the benefits of advance booking. The web company has already negotiated with the local shop owners to get the lowest price for the best services. When you book in a group, you get further discounts as well. You can know more about their offers and discount rates, and how much savings you can make - you can visit Orlandofuntickets.com.

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As you sow, you will reap

2007-05-15T19:09:00.000+09:30

Suppose a farmer has some land, and it's good, fertile land. The land gives the farmer a choice; he may plant in that land whatever he chooses. The land doesn't care. It's up to the farmer to make the decision.

We're comparing the human mind with the land because the mind, like the land, doesn't care what you plant in it. It will return what you plant, but it doesn't care what you plant.

Now, let's say that the farmer has two seeds in his hand- one is a seed of corn, the other is nightshade, a deadly poison. He digs two little holes in the earth and he plants both seeds-one corn, the other nightshade. He covers up the holes, waters and takes care of the land…and what will happen? Invariably, the land will return what was planted. As it's written in the Bible,

"As ye sow, so shall ye reap."

Remember the land doesn't care. It will return poison in just as wonderful abundance as it will corn. So up come the two plants - one corn, one poison.

The human mind is far more fertile, far more incredible and mysterious than the land, but it works the same way. It doesn't care what we plant… success...or failure. A concrete, worthwhile goal…or confusion, misunderstanding, fear, anxiety and so on. But what we plant it must return to us.

You see, the human mind is the last great unexplored continent on earth. It contains riches beyond our wildest dreams. It will return anything we want to plant.

Strange Secrets 1

2007-05-12T19:07:00.000+09:30

George Bernard Shaw said, "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them."

Well, it's pretty apparent, isn't it? And every person who discovered this believed (for a while) that he was the first one to work it out. We become what we think about.

Conversely, the person who has no goal, who doesn't know where he's going, and whose thoughts must therefore be thoughts of confusion, anxiety and worry – his life becomes one of frustration, fear, anxiety and worry. And if he thinks about nothing… he becomes nothing.

Online University

2007-05-08T16:11:00.000+09:30

How do you coach individuals to achieve the results that you want. Thats a tricky situation, instead of bossing the team members, if you make them like your own goal, then they would be motivated to achieve your desired goal. A book titled, 'Appreciative Coaching: A Positive Process for Change’ advocates on the same lines. It guides the readers through four steps - Discovery, Dream, Design and Destiny - it actually inspires them to empower themselves as future performers in their field. The book is co-authored by Sarah Orem, a faculty member of the Capella University. Capella university was founded in 1993, and in these thirteen years, the university has established itself as a fully online university that offer graduate degree and masters degree (fully accredited) in the fields of business, information technology, education, human services, and psychology. Capella university crosses geographical boundaries in providing its educational services serving nearly 18,000 students from 56 countries. The online university is such a nice concept that it eliminates the need to go out of your own country, and avoids so many troubles associated with traveling to foreign soils.

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Love poem

2007-04-28T15:12:00.000+09:30

my eyes shine...bcoz u r their light.i speak..........bcoz u r my wordsmy spirit soars........bcoz ur spirit soar wid mmy arms reach......bcoz u r there 2 embrace.i walk.bcoz u walk bside mmy luv survicesbcozu r my heartmy passion burnsbcoz ur passion blazes widin mi smilebcoz u r my lauughterim mbcoz u r everything 2 m

What is Hope?

2007-04-26T15:05:00.000+09:30

Hope is knowing that you can improve
And that you always get better with practice.

Hope is knowing that you can achieve your
Goals through hard work and persistence.

Hope is looking to the future with joy
And having an expectation of better things to come.

Hope is the knowledge that life is everlasting,
And that miracles happen every day.

Hope is something that never abandons you.
Even when your life is filled with sadness and disappointment,
a spark remains inside to help you get through the rough times.

Hope is one of God's greatest gifts to you,
Because it's the magic that inspires you to keep trying,
Learning, loving, and living.

Surf shop for women

2007-04-23T16:21:00.000+09:30

Surfing is one of the good water sport in the countries like USA and Australia and it is considered as a male sport. There are plenty of shops catering to the male surfers but the percentage of women who participate in surfing activity is on the rise nowadays. Finding an exclusive surf shop for women is tedious. But, surfer girls is a one-stop-shop for all the surfing needs of women of any age group. There is a listing of surf schools, books, jewelry, photos and artwork, surf clothes and DVDs. If you place an order through online, deliveries are made to many of the cities (check for your location) without any hassle. There are also relevant links to major organisations, environmental issues and articles about surfing.All the content in the website is specifically tailored to the needs of women invlved in water sport activities.

How to make wealth? Part - 2

2007-04-23T15:06:00.001+09:30

Yet I beg to say that perhaps more cases of failure arise from mistakes on this point than almost any other. The fact is, many people think they understand economy when they really do not. True economy is misapprehended, and people go through life without properly comprehending what that principle is. One says, "I have an income of so much, and here is my neighbor who has the same yet every year he gets something ahead and I fall short why is it? I know all about economy." He thinks he does, but he does not. There are men who think that economy consists in saving cheeseÂparings and candleÂends, in cutting off two pence from the laundress' bill and doing all sorts of little, mean, dirty things. Economy is not meanness. The misfortune is, also, that this class of persons let their economy apply in only one direction. They fancy they are so wonderfully economical in saving a halfÂpenny where they ought to spend twopence, that they think they can afford to squander in other directions. A few years ago, before kerosene oil was discovered or thought of, one might stop overnight at almost any farmer's house in the agricultural districts and get a very good supper, but after supper he might attempt to read in the sittingÂ room, and would find it impossible with the inefficient light of one candle. The hostess, seeing his dilemma, would say: "It is rather difficult to read here evenings the proverb says 'you must have a ship at sea in order to be able to burn two candles at once we never have an extra candle except on extra occasions.

How to make wealth? - Part 1

2007-04-23T15:00:00.000+09:30

In the United States, where we have more land than people, it is not at all difficult for persons in good health to make money. In this comparatively new field there are so many avenues of success open, so many vocations which are not crowded, that any person of either sex who is willing, at least for the time being, to engage in any respectable occupation that offers, may find lucrative employment. Those who really desire to attain an independence, have only to set their minds upon it, and adopt the proper means, as they do in regard to any other object which they wish to accomplish, and the thing is easily done. But however easy it may be found to make money, I have no doubt many of my hearers will agree it is the most difficult thing in the world to keep it. The road to wealth is, as Dr. Franklin truly says, "as plain as the road to the mill." It consists simply in expending less than we earn that seems to be a very simple problem. Mr. Micawber, one of those happy creations of the genial Dickens, puts the case in a strong light when he says that to have annual income of twenty pounds per annum, and spend twenty pounds and sixpence, is to be the most miserable of men whereas, to have an income of only twenty pounds, and spend but nineteen pounds and sixpence is to be the happiest of mortals. Many of my readers may say, "we understand this: this is economy, and we know economy is wealth we know we can't eat our cake and keep it also."

Vacation Packages

2007-04-23T14:07:00.000+09:30

Who doesn't love vacations? But, finding a vacation that fits within your bill is actually a tough job. A dream vacation costs a hefty bill unless you sift through various available options. There are number of service providers who provide specials and discounts at various seasons. You could avail them only if you know them at the right time. Vacations.net is a beautifully designed web service that does the job of searching the right deals (offers) for you. You can also book for a vacation without leaving your home - using the same web service. Vacations.net offer plenty of exotic destinations, vacations plans for every age group and various price ranges. It is a great source to search for packages such as all inclusive honeymoon, family vacation packages, kid-friendly vacations at phenomenal rates (sometimes even up to 50%). The website features various resorts in some of the best holiday destinations around the world and travelers seeking a vacation package for a discounted rate would be surprised to find them here. Log in to vacations.net and your dream vacation is just a few mouse-clicks away.

Joke:Teacher

2007-04-22T22:03:00.001+09:30

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer."Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Joke:Hearing

2007-04-20T16:09:00.000+09:30

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of
years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted
for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased
that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I havn't told my family yet. I just sit
around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three
times!"

Silver and Gold

2007-04-15T11:29:00.000+09:30

Investing is an art. Investing money so that it does not loose its value is more than an art. Investing by buying precious metals is known to be an age-old, time tested solution. Because, the prices of precious metals like gold and silver have been rising since 1990 (if not staying stable). Silver is actually in a great demand and it is predicted to be demanded world wide in the coming years. Hence, buying silver bullion , silver coins and ingots is a safe form of investment. Gold is another metal whose value has not eroded in time. Monex Precious Metals is a company with dedicated staff who would be able to help with your investment portfolio and they provide best advice in buying precious metals for any amount.

Joke: Lost wife

2007-04-15T11:21:00.000+09:30

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Hilarious, is it not?

Joke:Break into the house

2007-04-15T11:20:00.000+09:30

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no,no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!"

Real estate agent

2007-04-15T11:16:00.001+09:30

Real estate market is a complex world. If you are not fully aware about your property, you could loose millions whether you are buying or selling. The role of an experienced, professional real estate agent cannot be denied in the real estate business. If you are living in the state of Virginia, you can make use of the professional service offered by the veteran real estate agent, John Holmes. John homes has a very good professional record in fairfax real estate business. Whether you are a buyer who is looking ot buy condos, new homes or a real estate property or a seller who is looking to get a good price for your property, John is the right man to approach. John has over 20 years of real estate mareting and selling experience, he would help you to get a good price for your property and best listed property. Contact John now.

22 things to remember!!!

2007-04-10T15:13:00.000+09:30

ONE.
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO.
Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE.
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR.
When you say, "I love you", mean it.

FIVE.
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

SIX.
Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN.
Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT.
Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE
Love deeply and passionately.......................... You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.
In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

ELEVEN.
Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE.
Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN.
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN.
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk........................................

FIFTEEN.
Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.
When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN.
Remember the three R's:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN.
Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN.
When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY.
Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE.

When u read something ,its impossible that you could understand its all the points.

TWENTY TWO.

Great Tips for Students

2007-04-02T15:12:00.000+09:30

1. Sleep well

Do not work all night. Get some sleep. Remember, your body needs rest. You need at least six hours of sleep in order to start afresh.

2. Eat well

Eating a proper meal at regular times is very important. Eating properly would ensure you have enough energy to tackle your daily studies.

3. Talk to someone

If exams are really making you ill, worried or depressed, don't hide your feelings. Talk to someone about it. A problem shared is a problem halved.

4. Take breaks

The concentration span of a human being is 45 minutes at a time. So don't tax yourself by trying to cram as much information as possible for hours.

When your mind is saturated with information, whether you put in one hour or ten, it does not make a difference -- nothing will go in.

5. Know your peak

Choose a time of the day when you feel most comfortable studying. It could be early morning, late at night or in the afternoon, depending on your preference.

6. Plan your day

Try to establish a routine that allows time for meals, sleep, revising and relaxing. You are allowed to enjoy yourself, and it is important to take a break from studies.

7. Get help

Ask a teacher or tutor about how to revise and how to work when you are in an exam.

8. Plan your work

Revise at times when you know you will work at your best.

9. Exercise

You need exercise to work well. Walk, run, play a sport -- whatever you enjoy.

10. Be positive

Stop thinking and worrying about the future and what will happen.

11. Do not mull

If it upsets you to talk to your friends about an exam when it is finished, don't do it! In fact, don't even think about the exam you have finished. What is done is done. You cannot change what you have written!

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Parents have had their own share of exams, be it in their personal, professional or academic life.

Certain tips that parents can follow during exams are:

1. Believe in your child

Parents of children taking exams are as stressed as their children are. But the idea is to express confidence verbally as well as non-verbally, in the child's ability to do his/ her best. And to support them as they go about their task in their own way.

2. Do not judge

Judging can be a wrong approach, especially during a period of extreme stress like an exam. You don't have to physically sit with your child and put the study material in his/her head. It matters if you are 'there' for them, so that they know you are there whenever your child needs you.

3. Be there

Providing a 'holding environment', a concept from child development, literally means holding your child, though not necessarily choking him/her. It is important that your child knows she/he can call on you whenever she/he needs you.

4. Do what your child likes

Take your child out for a walk; make his/her favorite dish; discuss his/her favorite game/hobby. That would help your child relax and lighten the pressure for some time.

5. Do not compare

Stop comparing your child with other children or siblings. Comparison often has a lifelong effect and may scare the child's self esteem permanently.

6. Understand your child's capacity

Learn to accept your child the way she/he is.

You cannot suddenly expect him/ her to compete with the school protégé, but you can definitely encourage him/ her to do well in his/ her capacity.

Exams are a team effort for children and their parents.

And the best way to deal with them would be to support each other mutually during this stressful time.

Remember, exams are a part of your life and you have to give your best when you do it.

But just treat them as a very important experience, which will only enhance your confidence for further exams.

Bid and win Prizes

2007-03-31T16:44:00.000+09:30

Bid4prizes is an online auction site with a twist. Here, like ebay auction, you bid on things that you want to purchase. But, unlike ebay, you need not pay the money to get the item you bid. If you place a unique bid price (which no has quoted), you win that item. And one more thing, you have to place the lowest bid. For example, if you want to win a camera that is worth $250, just quote a low amount (your bid), say $1.75. At the end of the auction period, those who have specified the unique prices will be separated. Suppose, if another person has specified a same $1.75, both loose the game. The lowest unique bidder will win the item. The winner take it all by paying a very low shipping cost to their home country.

Whenever you bid on items, with bid4prizes, whether you loose or win you will gain "points", for example, a duplicate bid earns you a 1 point, and a unique bid earns a 10 points, if you have won any item in a bid, it will earn you a 20 points. Later, these points can be redeemed at the bid4prizes store for free gifts that you like.

The principle works like a sweepstake game. You can play it online or on your mobile (check if your service provider supports the game). It is ery user-friendly and anyone who is over the 18 year age limit can register and take part in the auctions. The prizes range from Apple iPhones, High Definition Televisions, Designer bags and even cash prizes. Every day new winners are announced so it could be you. Rush in and enrol with bidprizes.com. Get lucky today!

12 tips for a Great Relationship

2007-03-26T15:10:00.000+09:30

Talk to each other. Your partner cannot read your mind, no matter how much they love you. Be clear about what you want to say and listen carefully to your partner.
Spend time together. Love is time, the time you invest in each other. Make your relationship a priority.
Balance the time you spend at work with the time you spend working on your relationship.
To feel good about your relationship you need to feel good about yourself; work on it.
Make room in your relationship for differences and value those differences.
Relationships are flexible; let yours grow and adapt with you.
Set goals for your relationship and plan for your future life together.
Try not to judge, criticise or blame each other. After all, we're only human.
No one is perfect, arguments happen; resolve them with respect.
Be sexually considerate of each other. Be affectionate and have fun. Remember your sex drives may be different.
Be attentive and romantic. Remember how it was when you first met. Keep the hugs, flowers, chocolates and love letters coming.
Express and demonstrate your commitment to the relationship. Have fun and regularly celebrate the things you enjoy in your life together.

Remarry

2007-03-20T15:17:00.000+10:30

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the

Wife looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "sh*t."

Potential vs Reality

2007-03-19T15:09:00.000+10:30

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentially"
and "reality"?"

Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford
for 1 million dollars"?

Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million
dollars?

Daughter:" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars"?

Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars!
I would never hesitate!"

So the father turns back to his younger son saying:" You see son,

"Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "Reality" We are
living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.

Megaglobe search engine

2007-03-18T01:17:00.000+10:30

Google has been enjoying a honeymoon period for most of the recent years. But, there is a growing menace in the form of "Click Frauds". While, the company is still struggling to negotiate the problem, a new search engine unveils itself. Megaglobe is the new search engine which already created a good image with its powerful search algorithms and method. Now, it comes to the market with even powerful strategy to counter attack Click Frauds. Named as, "Pay per Valid Click", it aims to protect the marketing efforts of the advertisers.

Megaglobe is yet to debut, but, now beta testing is underway. If you would like to test Megaglobe search engine, send an email to press@megaglobe.com. With 310 urls, Megaglobe will offer services in 45 international languages and advertisements will be serviced using 50 currencies.

Megaglobe will be a fierce competitor for Google and Yahoo, no doubt. Megaglobe is also part of Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB). Now, it is accepting weblinks directly in their homepage. If you want to join in the megaglobe search database, add the url here.

The top 10 languages spoken in the world

2007-03-18T01:01:00.000+10:30

10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million

Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).

9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million

Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).

8. Portuguese -- Number of speakers: 191 million

Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).

7. Bengali -- Number of speakers: 211 million

In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).

6. Arabic -- Number of speakers: 246 million

Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom) .

5. Russian -- Number of speakers: 277 million

Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).

4. Spanish -- Number of speakers: 392 million

Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).

3. Hindustani -- Number of speakers: 497 million

Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay) .

2. English -- Number of speakers: 508 million

While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek) .

1. Mandarin -- Number of speakers: 1 billion+

Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

Winzy:Deal or No deal

2007-03-18T00:56:00.000+10:30

Winzy is a search engine. But, why would you want to change from your favourite search engine. Because, winzy offers prizes to users regularly - at random times. So, all you have to do is just register here by creating an account then use winzy regularly.

The prizes include Apple iPods, Amazon Gift certificates, iTunes certificates and large cash prizes. They provide an extensive tips page on how to win prizes. They include downloading a search toolbar, making winzy the home page (start page) and referring your friends to winzy (if they win prizes, you win some prizes too!).

They have a fantastic monthly sweepstake promotion named, Deal or No Deal, and every month, winners get chosen randomly. Take part in the revolution and win. It is very easy.

The Guys' Rules

2007-03-16T12:35:00.000+10:30

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

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1. Men are NOT mind readers.

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1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

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1. Crying is blackmail.

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1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .

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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

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1. You have enough clothes.

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1. You have too many shoes.

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

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1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

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Just say "Hi"

2007-03-15T10:11:00.000+10:30

The dating sites are very cool until they ask you, your credit card. MSN and Yahoo charges hefty price for a monthly,annual membership to access their dating services. It has become a lucrative business now, with plenty of sites asking your money. But, Justsayhi.com is very different. It is a completely free dating site (yep, you don't even have to a credit card or bank account), contains cool features , hosts millions of single people who are interested in dating, friendship or a long term relationship. Another interesting thing apart from the profiles, is the active message board or forum where people can discuss under various topics and it is the most happening place.

The layout of the entire website is very pleasing and clutter-free. It is easily to browse member profiles by State tags or City tags (that is , just click on Washington, it would list the members those who have registered under Washington). You can do a geographical search as well, specifying how many miles radius do you want to search. You can find out if a member is online by an automatic "Online now" or "Offline now" status tag associated with every profile. It is a comprehensive dating site that offers very efficient ways to interact with other people.Unfortunately, at the moment they service only to the cities of Canada and United States. But, I hope they would be soon expanding - I bet they would, because they are becoming very popular.

15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN

2007-03-11T12:33:00.000+10:30

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .

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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

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Orlando fun tickets

2007-03-08T21:35:00.000+10:30

Not only choosing a vacation spot for the holiday is tough, but also managing expenses for the trip. If you don't plan the trip prior to your departure, you will end up messing up with the joy of the whole family - not to forget the fortune that will be spent on purchasing of tickets. Admission tickets - many theme parks, entertainment centres charge a different rate and choosing one and not the other always invite a clash between family members. At least, when you are visiting the City of Orlando in Florida - you can forget the troubles. The City has a tourist friendly plan called Orlandofuntickets which is a collective admission ticket for most of the tourist destination of the city of Orlando- the major ones like Disney world, Universal studios and Islands of Adventure.The collection of Discount Disney Tickets involve admissions to restaurants, theme parks and entertainment centres. And you can always personalize your collection of tickets to suit your family needs.

New Employee Code of Conduct

2007-03-08T19:19:00.000+10:30

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.

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*Sick Days*

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

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*Personal Days*

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

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*Lunch Break*

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast.

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*Mails*

Don't read junk and forwarded mails.

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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management.

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Love,Lust & Marriage

2007-03-08T18:18:00.000+10:30

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't care less
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I Love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

Orlando - The City Beautiful

2007-03-08T17:24:00.000+10:30

Choosing a holiday spot would be a tricky decision if your family involves more than four people. Kids always prefer theme parks, women beaches and big daddies golf courses. Combining business with vacation even trickier and it could be a disastrous trip for every member of a family. Well, there is a holiday spot right in Florida state which would satisfy every one's need. Orlando, nicknamed aptly as ,"The City Beautiful", is a city that houses 52 theme parks including the world famous "Disney Land". More than 52 million tourists visit Orlando every year, and the city is known for its largest number of hotel rooms in the Country of USA. Orlando hotels cater to the needs of tourists in a professional, family friendly way.The city is family friendly, and anywhere you go, you wont be too far away from the beach or a golf course or a theme park.

Forex in 3 steps

2007-03-08T16:21:00.000+10:30

Forex in One, Two, Three and Four Easy Steps

People remain in the forex trading industry because they thought that the probability of making profit is bigger than the probability of getting losses. This thinking would have proven effective if the trader is aware that they need to execute stop lost in this concept. Really understanding this point in the course of the transaction and relying on the forex traders' own initiative rules and discipline will surely prevent losses from happening.

Is FOREX Trading For You?

FOREX Trading is the trading of foriegn currency's around the world. On a daily basis over e trillion dollars is traded daily and alot of money can be made off this world market. Find out how you can be apart of this.

Forex Day Trading

Money is a fundamental product. Anytime anyone buys or sells products and services in a foreign country, foreign currency trade comes into play. This is simply exchanging of one currency for another. Many people trade currencies for speculative purposes. Because hundreds upon thousands currency transactions go on every day, the foreign currency exchange market, also known as "forex" or "fx" market, is the largest market in the world.

Joke: Dream

2007-03-08T15:44:00.000+10:30

A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced
enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a
pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to
his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the
package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".

Dental Care

2007-03-07T14:52:00.000+10:30

Health is wealth. Periodical health checks can pave a way for healthy life so, you can find any health issues before its too late. Doctors advise a regular dental check up once in six months for everybody. While you spend a good deal of money twice a year in taking care of teeth, you better choose a professional dental care, who has plenty of experienced doctors, dentists and proven record of high medical standards. Hayfield Dental Care is a professional dental care service that is serving the Alexandria region for almost twenty years. Charles Brown DDS charles brown dds pc have performed thousands of dental operations and have a zero complaint record against such a feat. The dental care is recognised by Washinton Consumer Council and many of the well-drained, qualified top dentists work here.

Who is the Boss

2007-03-07T14:25:00.000+10:30

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

"I'm the Boss!"

He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

" Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Good Logic

2007-03-07T14:02:00.000+10:30

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

St Thomas Weddings

2007-03-07T13:34:00.000+10:30

Wedding day is a most important event in a person's life. The event will be treasured for a long time in the memory of friends, relatives and other persons alike. Wedding photography captures the essence of wedding day memories that are recorded for later viewing. If those moments are precious, why would you want to waste your money in choosing a unprofessional photographer? Ashley Photo is a professional wedding photography service operating from St Thomas Virgin Islands. Ashley Martin Armitage, the photographer behind the service, st thomas weddings, is a well-trained photographic expert who has successfully recorded numerous weddings not only in the St Thomas USVI but also in Florida and California. You can hire Ashley and enjoy your wedding day or present her services as a wedding gift to some of your friends. You will be rewarded with a rich, professional images and album to treasure your wedding day memories for a long long time.

A beautiful story

2007-03-07T13:23:00.000+10:30

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

" We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest ."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success !!!!!!"

Mothers Day Gifts

2007-03-06T16:04:00.000+10:30

Presenting flowers to someone is seen as a loving gesture. It would sweep someone off their feet if you present to someone whom you consider special. Whatever the occasion, flowers are considered to be a delightful present for anyone - regardless of age, religion, sex or anything. With the internet, you can deliver flowers to anyone with a special message via web services such flower direct. Dot flowers is one such special web based business that have partnership with flower direct - so when you place an order, they do flower delivery send cut flowers anywhere on the globe to anyone with special care and fast turn-around times. Dot flowers offer a wide variety of bouquets, gourmet food and small gifts to your loved ones suiting your budget. Now, mothers day is coming - you can send mothers day gifts -some cookies with flowers - yes, they also have a award-winning customer service. When you want to make the best personal and professional impression on someone you choose the best service, don’t you?

Wedding

2007-03-06T15:58:00.001+10:30

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day
of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, "So, why is the
groom wearing black?"

Laugh out Loud

2007-03-06T15:57:00.000+10:30

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked,
"Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The man said, "No dear."
The woman said,"I'm sure you would."
So the man said, "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the
man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the women asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the
man replied, "No, she's left handed." !!!

Mail order brides

2007-03-06T15:48:00.000+10:30

Gone are the days of "Mail Order Brides" - where you can find girls from Europe and Russian countries desperately looking for grooms in US, Australia like countries. Now, dating sites have changed the business in an irreversible manner. Lovers Planet is one such dating site that delivers results. If you are looking for girls to marry - especially Russian girls - your search must end here. Russian girls are known for their fondness to create good families (less divorce rates), they are beautiful and devoted to their husbands (People say). Therefore, when you tie with up the site and search for Russian brides (also known as mail order brides), you are completely safe and secure to get a good girl, as a life partner, for the rest of your life. Why wait searching elsewhere when you can find a loving wife in minutes at lovers planet.

9 rules of life

2007-03-06T15:40:00.001+10:30

1 - Live to relax!

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2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!

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3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!

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4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!

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5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!

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6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!

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7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!

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8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!

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9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!

Cut down your Salt

2007-03-06T15:33:00.000+10:30

To tame your taste for salt, the American

Dietetic Association suggests:

• Purchase products without it Buy fresh fruits, vegetables, meats and poultry. Few whole foods are naturally high in salt.

• Don't cook with it Cook noodles, rice and hot cereals without adding salt.

• Cut it down a third or more. Reduce the amount of salt and seasonings that contain sodium in recipes by one-third to one-half.

• Use alternatives Experiment with herbs, spices and salt-free seasoning blends. If food needs a flavor, use pepper, garlic powder or vinegar.

• Buy the lower numbers. If you eat frozen convenience meals, look for products with fewer than 800 milligrams of sodium per serving. Cynthia Sass, a spokeswoman for the American Dietetic Association, also recommends that consumers ask restaurants to prepare their meals without adding salt or sauces that carry high salt amounts.

• Eat more potassium. One way to limit the effects of salt is to increase the amount of potassium in your diet, because it can clear the excess sodium in your body, Sass says. Foods that are high in potassium include bananas, white potatoes and sweet potatoes.

Gold Investing

2007-03-06T15:29:00.000+10:30

Saving wealth for rainy days is an adage that advises everyine about the importance of saving. With the low interest rates provided banks, nowadays, it is not a good idea to store the money in the bank accounts. Instead, it is pretty much wise to buy precious metals such as gold, silver and platinum as a sort of investment and safe deposit for the future. Experts say that the amount of silver production for the last 10 years doesnt meets the world's demand. Hence, the silver price is steadily increasing every year slowly. It is wise to buy silver in the form of coils and ingot forms from a trustworthy company like MDC, Monex Deposit Company - which sells precious metals at your convenience. They would assist you in choosing your portfolio and having a safe locker. Gold is traditionally is considered as one of the best form of investment, gold is considered by most of the top business people. Because, the price of gold have never dropped for a considerable time - it always regained its status.

Funny Telegrams

2007-03-06T14:59:00.000+10:30

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:

"father, your daughter has been successful in BED."

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TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

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TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnan! Cy goes to railway station to return to her husband.

At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket.

Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."

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TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "! You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

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TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

'Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye )

Management Lesson

2007-03-06T14:58:00.001+10:30

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not? "

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass ."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

Fashion Accessories

2007-03-06T14:55:00.000+10:30

How did a bartender become a fashion designer? That’s the story now the Palm Beach media is publishing many stories about the man who did that. Peter Belisi started as a bartender but he never stopped admiring for fashion accessories his customers wear. He would silently observe, learn and advice about do's and don’ts in fashion world. Emulating them, he became fond of the ties they wear - so, Belisi started a business named Belisi Fashions to sell high quality ties, scarves and handbags. The Belisi brands signify beauty and elegance with great style. Now, at the Palm Beach fashion scene, Belisi has silently made an indelible statement that everyone is talking about.

Ask the right Question

2007-03-06T13:10:00.000+10:30

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, " Father, may I smoke while I pray?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

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Moral of the story is ... The reply you get depends on the question you ask.

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For example, if you want a vacation when still working on a project don't ask for the holiday;

Ask: "Can I keep working on this project while I'm on vacation?"

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A fairy tale

2007-03-06T13:08:00.000+10:30

A farmer had the misfortune Of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.

The Moneylender , who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter.

He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would Have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.

The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses

The above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

Ease of a Wi-Fi Network

2007-03-06T12:57:00.000+10:30

Have you heard about Wi-Fi thing? Surely, you must have. Nowadays, it is not a luxury but a necessity to have a Wi-Fi network at your organization for your employers and customers. When established, a Wi-Fi network would cover certain geographical area - within which any one with a proper Wi-Fi enable gadget will be able to access and use the network. Arrowspan Inc is one such Wi-Fi service provider - and they set up a wi-fi mesh for your organization suiting your needs. It would eliminate complex wiring problems, networking issues particularly if your organization is situated in multiple levels or different buildings. It saves cost and time and it is very convenient to share files on a network. Arrowspan is specialized in creating a seamless Wi-Fi network that includes all brands of existing network, application servers and routers.

God sends a joke

2007-03-06T12:56:00.000+10:30

A man was praying to god.

He said, "God ?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"

"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"

And God cheerfully said,

"Sure!....... just a second ."

God doesn't exist.

2007-03-06T12:55:00.000+10:30

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed.

As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation.

They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

" Why do you say that?"asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist.

Tell me, if God exists,would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine loving a God who would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument.

The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and un-kept.

The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist."

" How can you say that?"asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber.And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah, but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."

"Exactly !"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

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Self-defence Guns

2007-03-06T12:52:00.000+10:30

With the number of increasing city crimes, self-defence attains a paramount importance for people, particularly women. In olden times, there used be an alarm that when pulled a button, goes off and makes noise so the nearby police can reach to protect from you an attacker. Then came pepper spray which sprays an irritant water in the eyes of the burglar. Now, a King Cobra helps, not a venomous snake. King Cobra is one of the stun guns - non-lethal, no physical damage causing equipment that were famous a while ago for self-defence. Now, a new variety of stun guns have arrived in the market. It generates a short burst of high-voltage electricity and the street criminal who is trying to attack will receive a jolt of pain - which will make him immobile (because of pain) for at least 5 minutes. That would give you enough time to escape easily. It is perfectly safe to use and it will not cause permanent damage to humans.

Technically correct!!!

2007-02-16T12:29:00.000+10:30

A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign and held it up in the helicopter window.
The pilot's sign said, "Where am I?" in large letters.

The people in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign and held it to the window of their building.
Their sign read, "You are in a helicopter."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at the map, determined the course to steer to the SEATAC airport and landed safely.
After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "You are in a helicopter" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer!"

9000 year old Dental Drill found!

2007-02-10T17:56:00.000+10:30

Proving prehistoric man's ingenuity and ability to withstand and inflict excruciating pain, researchers have found that dental drilling dates back 9,000 years.

Primitive dentists drilled nearly perfect holes into live but undoubtedly unhappy patients between 5500 BC and 7000 BC, an article in Thursday's journal Nature reports. Researchers carbon-dated at least nine skulls with 11 drill holes found in a Pakistan graveyard.

That means dentistry is at least 4,000 years older than first thought and far older than the useful invention of anesthesia.

This was no mere tooth tinkering. The drilled teeth found in the graveyard were hard-to-reach molars. And in at least one instance, the ancient dentist managed to drill a hole in the inside back end of a tooth, boring out toward the front of the mouth.

An experimental reconstruction of a probable method for producing the drilled molar crowns found at a 7000-9000 BP Neolithic graveyard in Mehrgarh, Pakistan.(AP Photo/Luca Bondioli, Pigorini Museum, Rome)

Get on top of search engines

2007-02-09T21:38:00.000+10:30

We all know how Google works. Or may I say we knew how Google worked so far. Just links - if many sites point to your website or blog - that means you are a popular. Then, came - link farms - where they create a millions of links to your webpage with your favourite keywords.Google improved its algorithms further. Now, it analyzes if the links are made in a right context - not just a listing as used by the link farms. So, how do you build link popularity? It is understood in this age of blogging, many bloggers write, point , review other blogs / websites or web services. Every second, millions of links are being created and are blogged out.So, it doesn't matter how many bloggers point to your website, but how the posts are qualified in terms of relevance. Press releases work moderately - but very unattractive from a blogger's point of view. You can hire from link brokers - but as mentioned above, like link farms they are hardly effective.hence, the best way to increase the popularity is through link baiting - that is let other bloggers write about your website. Blogitive is a web service that a huge number of bloggers at their disposal to write about your website or web service. Say, you pay $5 per blogger to write about your web service and there are 500 blogs that point to your website - with an investment of just $2500 you can be on top of search engine results in few days. How easy it is. Visit blogitive.com to learn more about the service and ask them how they can help you to expand your online business. Hurry up!

SMS Collection

2007-02-09T21:19:00.001+10:30

1)

Each moment in a day,has its own value,
Morning brings hope, afternoon brings faith,
Evening brings luv, Night brings rest,
wish u find them all today n forever

2)

"You can't make someone love you,
all you can do is be someone who can be loved,
the rest is up to the person to realize your WORTH."

3)

Superb thought:
"Real Tears are not those that fall from the Eyes and cover the Face... But those that flow from the Heart and cover the Soul"

4)

Morning are God's way of saying,
"one more time!" live life,
make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind
and inspire one soul. good morning

5)

Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.

Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower
but I kept walking in hope of a better one.
And then I realised I ignored the best one.
I went back but could not find it there.

GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!

6)

Evryday , a deer awakens knowing it must outrun d fastest lion or b hunted 2 death .
Evryday 2 , a lion awakens knowing it must outrun d slowest deer or starve 2 death .
In dis lyftime , it doesn't matter whether u're a deer or a lion. Wen d sun rises , u shud be running at ur best. .

7)

There is no fear in luv. But perfect luv drives out fear,
bcoz fear has to do with punishment.
The one who fears is not made perfect in luv.

8)

When asked "What is Forgiveness?",
A little girl gave this lovely reply:
"Its the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed"...Tc..

9)

Heart told 2 da eyes,
"Pls see less bcoz u wll see and I'll suffer a lot."
da eye replied, "Feel less, bcoz you'll feel and I'll cry a lot!".

10)

World is a Theatre,
Our life is a Movie,
God is the Director,
Nature is the Producer,
U r the Hero
Enjoy the Life.

"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..

Courtesy:Vikash Gupta

Can't take my eyes off of you

2007-02-09T21:16:00.000+10:30

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

I love you baby, and if it's quite all right
I need you baby to warm the lonely night
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down I pray
Oh pretty baby, now that I've found you, stay
And let me love you baby, let me love you
You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off of you

I love you baby, and if it's quite all right
I need you baby to warm the lonely night
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, and if it's quite alright
I need you baby to warm the lonely night
I love you baby, trust in me when I say
Oh pretty baby, and if it's quite alright
I need you baby to warm the lonely night

-(Michael Jackson)

Risk management

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Getting the right people for the right job (for the right money) is a tough task. Called, "headhunting", it has now become a big industry at the wake of information age. Recruiters of most companies find it hard to manage and get good people into their organizations. here comes, the specialist recruitment agencies. Fledman Associates is one such recruitment agent, who is specialized in filling management positions for your company. They can find and recruit best talents, with in-depth experience and skills. The areas of their operation include financial services, risk management services, human resources management and legal services for your firm. Just, give your specifications of candidates that you are looking for - the specialized recruiters will look for you and make your life much easier.

The Most Beautiful Flower

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The Most Beautiful Flower
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By Cheryl Costello-Forshey

The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read,
Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree.
Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown,
For the world was intent on dragging me down.

And if that weren't enough to ruin my day,
A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play.
He stood right before me with his head tilted down,
And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!"

In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight,
With it's petals all warn down-not enough rain, or to little light.
Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play,
I faked a smile and then shifted away.

But instead of retreating he sat next to my side,
And placed the flower to his nose and declared
with overacted surprise,
"It's smells pretty and it's beautiful too.
That's why I picked it; here it's for you!"

The weed before me was dying or dead.
Not vibrant of colors, orange, yellow or red.
But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave.
So I reached for the flower and replied, "Just what I need."

But instead of him placing the flower in my hand,
He held it mid-air without reason or plan.
It was then that I noticed for the very first time,
That the weed-toting boy could not see, he was blind.

I heard my voice quiver, tears shone like the sun,
As I thanked him for picking the very best one.
"You're welcome" he smiled and then ran off to play,
Unaware of the impact he's had on my day.

I sat there and wondered how he managed to see,
A self-pitying woman beneath an old willow tree.
How did he know about my self-indulged plight?
Perhaps from his heart, he'd been blessed with true sight.

Through the eyes of a blind child, at last I could see,
The problem was not with the world; the problem was me.
And for all of those times I myself had been blind,
I vowed to see the beauty in life, & appreciate
every second that's mine.

And then I held that wilted flower up to my nose
and breathed in the fragrance of a beautiful rose.
And I smiled as I watched that young boy,
another weed in his hand,
About to change the life of an unsuspecting old man.

Credits: Contributed by Ritesh http://pravsworld.com

Funny SMS

2007-02-05T13:50:00.000+10:30

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples

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